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-Donald Trump, the hottest flame in the bonfire of the vanities, has delayed publication of his autobiography so he can add another chapter. Eleven.

-Donald isn't exactly riding the subway yet, but he has to come up with $55 million in interest every month for eternity or until the Trump Shuttle goes Greyhound, whichever comes first.-Otherwise, thank you for flying the new Chase-Manhattan Airlines.

-A tapped-out Trump could have a global effect. Without his taxes, the government would have to cancel Star Wars. - Mark Russell