Police are looking for a real hunk who gives free - and illegal - strip shows.
The man poses as a stripper for a singing telegram company, but unlike the professionals, he leaves nothing to the imagination."We want to catch him as much as the police do," said Nickolaus Wilson, manager at Eastern Onion Entertainment Delivery Service - the company the mystery stripper has claimed to represent.
Eastern Onion strippers "leave their bikinis on," Wilson said.
The mystery stripper, described as good-looking and well-built, has bared all in several area cities.
He was last seen in a women's clothing store in Pleasanton on Valentine's Day, police said. He walked in and announced he was going to strip for two women employees.
"He said it was a Valentine's Day present for us," an employee said.