Midlife crisis: It's realizing you've just entered your fourth postwar era.

- The ground war lasted 100 hours. It's a good war that ends before Bob Hope has a chance to get there.- The Iraqi command center in Kuwait City, it turns out, contained ammunition from Yemen and Jordan. Gee, you can get almost anything through a mail-order catalog these days.

- The White House says there will be a "steady withdrawal" of U.S. troops. Same thing afflicts our savings account.