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OINK! STOCKYARD WANTS ELVIS TO TAKE A JOB PUSHING PORK

This is turning out to be a big year for Elvis Presley - first a postage stamp and now a job offer.

Jim Rodenburg, executive secretary of the Omaha, Neb., Stock Yard says that if Presley really isn't dead, he can come forward and become a spokesman for the pork industry.Rodenburg, citing reports that Presley deeply loved pork chops and could eat 4 pounds of bacon in a single sitting, already has plans for rewriting some Presley hits and rename them "Jailhouse Chops" and "All Cooked Up."

He figures Elvis fans will squeal with delight over Presley's comeback and probably buy enough pork to get hog prices back to profitable levels for farmers.