EVERYONE’S A CRITIC

1. Hemingway's work--"I can't stand this filth" (his mom)

2. Copin's--"[can't] call that music" (Schumann)3. Shakespeare's --"crude, immoral" (Tolstoy)

4. Zane Grey's--"can't write, never will" (publisher)

5. Kerouac's--"that's not writing, that's typing" (Capote)

Source: World Features Syndicate