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Cable TV systems are so crowded there's little room for new channels, reports say. We bet this will lead to a What's Wrong With Cable Channel.

- Overheard on our bus: "It's been a good week so far. I haven't read a word about either Madonna or Nancy Kerrigan."- "We are trying to adapt to the changes in this changing world," says President Clinton. "Adapt to" must be governmentese for "pay for."

- "There's no reason to be cynical about the future," the president says. True. There will be time enough when it becomes the past.

- Overheard on our bus: "He's not exactly arrogant. It's just that he seems disappointed to be so overqualified for life."

- Bill Tammeus, Kansas City Star