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-D-Day, 1994. A military helicopter takes off on a secret mission in search of a suitable drop zone. "Target sighted, take her down," command the Clinton staffers as they prepare to play golf.

- The president fired the leader of the mission for unauthorized use of a government helicopter, Sununu One, wasting taxpayers' money and embarrassing the administration for the first time in a record 10 days.- These things occur because the oxygen in the White House contains intoxicating molecules which upon entering the brain cause you to use a Marine helicopter for a golf cart or to think you can have a health-care plan by August.