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The real question about that famous band of aging rockers now on tour is when it will rename itself The Strolling Stones.

- "The battle of Haiti is under way," says that country's alleged president. That's like yelling "Play Ball!" while players are still taking batting practice.- Even the president says he hopes there won't be a baseball strike. Yeah, you don't want people with time on their hands to start paying attention to what's going on in Washington.

- "Let's continue to build a land of limitless hope," President Clinton says. After, of course, obtaining all necessary zoning waivers and what-not.