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Things are looking up. President Clinton managed to sign the anti-crime bill this week before anyone could steal his pen.

- The Clinton family was staying across the street at Blair House when that plane crashed at the White House. Good thing. The president might have thought someone had inadvertently dropped a copy of the crime bill.- The weirdest thing about the plane crash at the White House is that its final approach almost exactly graphed Mr. Clinton's recent polls.

- Bill Tammeus, Kansas City Star