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As prominent Democrats are falling behind in the polls, President Clinton will send Jimmy Carter to New York to restore Mario Cuomo to power.

- Sign in front of an Exxon station: "Every penny of your purchase goes to Alaska. No middlemen."- The hit movie "The Quiz Show" is all about some unscrupulous people who took unfair advantage when they got the questions in advance. I'm surprised it wasn't filmed at the Naval Academy.

- As the O.J. Simpson trial begins, a number of jurors have already been picked, including the only people left in that biosphere in Arizona and a lady who keeps wondering why Richard Nixon doesn't answer her letters.

- Obviously, people exposed to the media would never get on the jury, especially those who believe that Judge Lance Ito looks guiltier than O.J. does.