So the Unabomber was only playing a prank, was he?
Some prank, coming as it did on the heels of the terrorist bombing by other nuts in Oklahoma City and the previous blast at the World Trade Center in New York City.Some jest.
It only delayed mail and air traffic, prompted thousands of Americans to cancel or alter their travel plans, created much needless tension as well as inconvenience, and put thousands of law enforcement officers through extra contortions at considerable expense to the taxpayers.
How witty. How droll.
But this sick episode served at least one useful purpose by reminding Americans how vulnerable they are just to threats of violence, let alone the real thing.
Likewise, it showed the need for individual Americans to do more to protect themselves even though newlyheightened security measures will remain in place. The next time the Unabomber - who has killed three people and injured 23 others - may not be kidding. Besides, plenty of other people of his ilk never play pranks.
Exactly how should air travelers react? Here are a few suggestions:
- Arrive at the airport at least two hours before departure.
- Be prepared to show photo identification at check-in. Identification must match name on ticket and baggage.
- Don't leave baggage unattended.
- Be prepared to have all carry-on items inspected.
- Don't accept packages or items from strangers.
- Be alert for any suspicious bags, parcels and other items at airports.
- Expect delays as the result of the increased security actions.
Some advice also is in order for postal patrons, since the Unabomber has mailed or planted 16 package bombs since 1978 and his sick saga could inspire some sadistic copycats. Here's how to recognize a suspicious package:
- Inaccurate title or name of addressee.
- Restrictions such as "personal" or "private" on the outside.
- Fictitious or no return address.
- Distorted handwriting, misspelled words, homemade labels or cut-and-paste lettering.
- Protruding wires, aluminum foil, oil stains or peculiar odor.
- Postal cancellation different from return address.
- Excessive postage, possibly to prevent a package's return to sender.
- Rigid, uneven or lopsided feel.
- Unprofessional wrapping.
- Irregular shape, soft spots or bulges.
- Buzzing, ticking or sloshing sound.
- Pressure or resistance when removing contents.
- Mailed from a foreign country.
Anyone receiving a suspicious package should, of course, contact police and the postal inspector.
Meanwhile, the government is offering a $1 million reward for information leading to the capture of the Unabomber. Authorities have established a special hot line for tips: 1-800-701-BOMB (or 2662).
One final suggestion: In the event the Unabomber is captured and convicted, wouldn't the nature of his crimes warrant an innovation in execution methods? An innovation, say, involving the use of explosives in the death chamber?
Just kidding, Unabomber. Just kidding.