A London publisher named Michael O'Mara is nearly set to release a book by someone named Allan Starkie, a former Fergie confidant who also used to be buds with toe enthusiast John Bryan. The implication is that Allan will bestow a ton of hot gossip on prurient royals watchers when the tome hits the stalls.
"I would expect," says Mike the publisher, "she'll be huffy about it." About the book, that is.
- Roger Anderson