It seems unfair that O.J. Simpson has been denied a new trial. What else is he qualified to do?

- New figures show inflation won't be a problem this summer. We mean monetarily, not climatologically.- The recent rebound in the stock market is heartening. It means there should be no campaign to rename the place Stall Street.

- Iraqi leaders handed out free cake the other day to citizens to celebrate Saddam Hussein's 60th birthday. Devil's food?

- Some folks in Puerto Rico want it to be a state, while some folks in Texas want it to be independent. Could we trade El Paso for San Juan with a band of extremists to be named later?