Bumper mania lives. Here are some recent examples:

- Horn broken. Watch for finger.- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

- We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?

- The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

- Rehab is for quitters.

- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

- All men are idiots, and I married their king.

- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

- Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.

- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

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- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

- How can I miss you if you won't go away?

- Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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