Bumper mania lives. Here are some recent examples:
- Horn broken. Watch for finger.- Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
- We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?
- The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
- Rehab is for quitters.
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
- All men are idiots, and I married their king.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
- Few women admit their age; fewer men act it.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.