"Wild Willi," a 67-year-old pensioner with a taste for late-night card games and beautiful women, is being kicked out of a Berlin old folks home because other residents can't stand the noise.
"First, Willi and his women start hollering. Then his neighbors start banging on the walls and pipes. Before you know it, the whole house is awake," one of the home's 113 residents complained to Bild newspaper.Police said they had repeatedly warned Willi about his late-night revels and now Berlin authorities have pledged to find him a different home.
"I just can't say no to a good game of cards and a beautiful wom-an," said Willi.
"And, yes, when my girlfriend Renate is in the right mood, she likes to party," added the slight, bespectacled senior, identified only as Willi S.