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Afterthoughts

Remembering George Bush's visit to Japan sometime ago, President Clinton will spend his first few days in China relaxing and getting over the jet lag just so he won't be throwing up on anyone.

- The White House announced that during the China trip Clinton will not be meeting with any dissidents - other than the usual ones, Sam Donaldson and Helen Thomas.- During the nine-day visit the Chinese government will demonstrate a new spirit of freedom by granting women the right to become pregnant without a permit.

- NBC will be represented on the trip by its new senior foreign correspondent, Geraldo Rivera, who will scale the wall of the Forbidden City looking for clues in the JonBenet Ramsey case.

Los Angeles Times Syndicate