How can I take this country seriously when I am the only male passenger on an airplane wearing long pants?
- Forced to view hundreds of ugly, knobby, hairy and bony male legs for four or five hours only makes me grateful for the availability of strong drink on a plane.- The slovenly parade of guys (many, senior citizens) in cute little shorts that once were the exclusive attire of 8-year-olds makes me airsick while still on the ground.
- We are a nation in short pants - worn in good restaurants, schools and even churches. It's why children no longer respect their parents. Their parents look like playmates.