Ways Greg Ostertag can improve his game
10. "Take ballet lessons, boxing lessons and juggling lessons"9. "Put glue on his hands"
8. "Wear a wig and play in the WNBA"
7. "Take lessons from Margo Dydek"
6. "Use his big contract money to hire someone to play for him"
5. "Grow hair long, get as many tattoos as Rodman, ride a Harley"
4. "Try missing basket, then he'll probably make it every time"
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3. "Give up and cancel salary. Take one for the team"
2. "Ask Shaq to slap the other side of his head"
1. "Go to Stanley Roberts Summer Camp for Centers"
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