Monday morning quarterbacking of Hillary's recent Middle East trip: She should have stayed in New York or Washington -- whichever is home.

When Mrs. Arafat accused Israel of poisoning the Palestinians water supply, Hillary should have assumed a New York attitude, jumped up and said -- "Hey lady, put a sock in it!"

Instead of flying over there at taxpayers' expense, she should have hit up Connie Chung for a campaign contribution and flown coach.

She should borrow a line from comedian Mort Sahl who used to say, "Is there anyone I haven't offended?"

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Having ticked off the Jewish voters, Hillary must now attempt to win them back. But, then the Arab voters will be upset. Gee, one more year of this -- how exciting. Scorecards, anyone?

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