Kids Say the Darndest Things (7 p.m., Ch. 2): The youngsters try to explain honeymoons and talk about their pets.Michelle Kwan Skates to Disney's Greatest Hits (7 p.m., Ch. 4): Kwan is joined by fellow figure skaters Oksana Baiul, Elvis Stojko and Ilia Kulik.
Providence (7 p.m., Ch. 5): The series' very good pilot episode. (Repeat)
Phil Collins in Concert from Paris (7 p.m., Ch. 11): Taped last year.
College basketball (7 p.m., Ch. 5 or Ch. 14): If Utah won on Thursday, the game will be on Ch. 14. If BYU won, it'll be on Ch. 5.
NBA basketball (7 p.m., FSR): Mavericks at Jazz
Candid Camera (7:30 p.m., Ch. 2): Ordinary people are mobbed by reporters and autograph seekers.
Dateline (8 p.m., Ch. 5): A report on how the American system of justice is allegedly criminalizing the actions of the mentally disturbed.
Brother's Keeper (8:30 p.m., Ch. 4): An episode from last fall that features a cameo appearance by Jazzman Karl Malone. (Repeat)
ER (9 p.m., Ch. 5): In an episode from last season, Ross' father dies and he and Greene visit Greene's parents. (Repeat)