Al Gore now says that President Clinton's affair with Monica Lewinsky was "inexcusable." Did Al just find out about it?George W. Bush says that if he becomes president there will be no abortion litmus test on the appointment of judges. Sounds like "don't ask, don't tell" to me.
Dan Quayle hasn't given it much thought, since not many judges have abortions.
Where is the bill requiring photo IDs for senior citizens at R-rated movies -- so they won't be blowing up retirement homes?
Gun shows and boat shows should merge -- so if a guy with a criminal record wants to purchase a gun, he can say he'll only use it to shoot fish.