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Passing the NRA-approved gun bill, Republicans were joined by a few gun-toting hunters who are liberal Democrats. When a liberal hunter shoots a defenseless rabbit, he gives it to the poor.

However, most of the Democrats wanted tougher gun control, a three-day waiting period at gun shows and a lock on Charlton Heston.

In the halls of Congress, there is a marble plaque: "All ye wishing your grandchildren's tuitions to be paid in full - vote with the NRA."