Well, the turkey leftovers are dwindling, and I'm throwing out the rest of it tomorrow. . . . That rids me of my leftover turkey.
Now if America could just throw out that other leftover turkey — Al Gore. He just hangs on like that old carcass in the fridge. Someone ought to tell him that like Thanksgiving leftovers and Thanksgiving company, he should concede the race and go away.
We've had enough of him and his politics. I understand he thinks he invented the Internet. Well, he probably also invented voter fraud. He reminds me of a slick Tennessee gambler with more than his arm up his sleeve. If he keeps it up, he might as well kiss any future races good-bye.
Come on, Al. Let the country get on with its life.
C.W. (Chuck) Aldridge
Salt Lake City