These days everyone is asking, "Why would anyone want to be president?" One reason would be for the desserts. The White House has a chef to die for.

Also, when you are the president you never hear that annoying beep, beep, beep on the telephone followed by "We're sorry, the number you have called is not in service."

A president's car never stops for red lights and never gets stuck in traffic. Air Force One never loses his luggage and will serve him more than just honey-roasted peanuts.

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These presidential perks are worth fighting for. And it really hurts when your winning ballots wind up buried with Jimmy Hoffa.

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