Time to play mix and match as we move from the tedium of the presidential race to the delirium of the vice presidential race.
Bush-McCain. If you think the vice presidency is no place for an ill-tempered gut-fighter like McCain, I have two words for you: Spiro Agnew.
Bush-Robertson. The perfect ticket for the devout members of the fastest-growing church in America: the Republican Party.
Gore-Bradley. A perfectly balanced ticket because each has an equal amount of disdain for the other.
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Gore-Gifford, and I don't mean Frank. Kathie Lee is available, and working with Gore would be no different from working with Regis — both being in a position to give away millions of dollars that isn't theirs.