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The Democrats begin their convention in Los Angeles after a bumpy year of the Gore bandwagon rolling along on Firestone tires.

Firestone announces they will replace any of their potentially defective tires you may have. And while you are waiting, they will send you a holy statue for your dashboard.

The Hollywood film industry is aware that Lieberman has scolded them about their smutty and violent movies. Nonetheless, industry heads are at the convention to support the Democrats and to preview the smutty and violent movies coming up.

The IRS has ordered full disclosure of the names of contributors to Congress members' political action committees. This is good. A true democracy calls for bribery with pride.