It wouldn't be a Democratic Convention without those venerable old war horses, Jesse Jackson and Ted Kennedy. For a while there on Tuesday, I thought I was watching "The Antiques Roadshow."
What do the Gore people and the Republicans have in common? They all want Clinton to go away.
Gore can't really assume command until he hears that Elvis has left the building.
Gore keeps saying "You ain't heard nothin' yet" — a line he stole from Ronald Reagan who stole it from the 1920s entertainer Al Jolson. By November, we will be getting original sound bites in mint condition from the Gettysburg Address.