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Afterthoughts

The FBI Embarrassment of the Week: 449 guns and 184 laptop computers are missing. The director, Barney Fife is on the case.

The Bureau's legendary director, J Edgar Hoover, may have looked stunning in a sequined gown with matching handbag but his agents never had to tie strings to their pistols so they wouldn't lose them.

This follows the case of the FBI's own Robert Hanssen, the spy who was spared the death penalty because he is the only one who knows where the guns are.

For further information contact the FBI at www.keystonekops.gov.