Dwain, dwain, go away and come again another day.
Fill up the gas tank, please.
I didn't know you were an owl.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Where in space do cows live?
On the mooooooooon.
One day a cowboy went to Texas on Friday. Three days later he came back on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name was Friday.
What do toads like to sit on?
Where do astronauts go fishing?
In the galixsea.
What is a kiss from a puppy called?
A pooch smooch.
What did one wave say to the other?
Water you doing?
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