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It won't be long before airline passengers' carry-on luggage will not be the only things placed on the conveyor belts. Passengers themselves will be required to lie down on the belt and go through.

The good news is that they will get a free MRI courtesy of the airlines.

Consider that if the whole country were Arab — John Ashcroft would look suspicious.

And another thing — many people who fly first class are nothing of the sort.

All things considered — my guess is that on any airplane, sneaking a cigarette in the lavatory is not the crime it used to be.