The latest politically correct flap concerns an attempt to alter the ground-zero flag-raising photograph, transforming two white firefighters into a Hispanic and a black. Who says affirmative action is difficult?
Other famous memorials must be rendered ethnically inclusive. Forget "Washington Crossing the Delaware" it will become "Washington Crossing the Rio Grande with a Boatload of Illegals."
In da Vinci's "The Last Supper," why must everyone at the table be Jewish?
Surely, the famous WWII photo of the Marines raising the flag at Iwo Jima is offensive to the Japanese. The island of Iwo Jima must be changed to Martha's Vineyard.