Pin the tail on Dick Harmon. His first column was very poor. How about Elder; keep that name tag on.
He comes to the Deseret News and immediately starts referring to all the returned missionaries as some kind of animal that people make fun of by pinning tails on.
I know, I know, he is attempting to cater to the U. fans who always like to make fun of Zoobies, but his attempt has offended me. He needs to show some true-blue loyalty instead of painting himself red in the face.
Harmon really fumbled that opening kick-off.