Rush Limbaugh has returned, and I sincerely wish him well in his recovery. It is probably my imagination that on his first day back Rush sounded high as a kite.

The kindest advice Rush fans could give him would be to slow down to 25 words per second instead of what sounded like 50.

Limbaugh began by saying, "I love all of you." He then proceeded to rip into Ted Kennedy, Arnold Schwarzenegger and half the voting population. At that point, his clinic should have called him and said, "Come back. You're not ready."

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