Pander alert! Richard Gephardt has reversed his position regarding the Confederate flag. For the South Carolina primary? Nah. Gephardt couldn't be more obvious if he sought an endorsement from the Dixie Chicks.
Chicken alert! All of a sudden Britain's Tony Blair has gone wobbly in his support of the war. Apparently, Queen Elizabeth saw Blair on television curtsying to Bush a few too many times.
Silly alert! In the congressional dining room, the french fries and french toast have been relabeled freedom fries and freedom toast, while Speaker Dennis Hastert suggests that French wines contain cow blood. Who says diplomacy doesn't work?