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Ill-mannered? Be on TV

TV commercials need your help. Now hiring. Excellent pay. Your chance to be on national TV with companies such as Ford, Chevrolet, Toyota, Crest, etc. Unlimited opportunity.

If you like money and fame, call a national ad agency. No experience needed. Some qualifications required. If you have a loud mouth, crazy movements and ill manners, you will probably qualify and feel right at home with most of the morons who produce the commercials.

George W. Perry

Salt Lake City