Now that the marriage penalty is being abolished, wedding bells will ring for millions of senior couples that have been living in sin. They will pledge to love, honor and split the rebate.
However, the measure is set to expire in two years, at which time the newlyweds must divorce and resume shacking up.
Not everyone is nervous about the high alert. In Las Vegas, code orange means if you get three of them on a slot machine you win the jackpot.
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The Pentagon's new terrorist information awareness uses biometrics recognition of certain types of faces and "styles of walking" called gait recognition. If it walks like a duck — it's a terrorist?