A small piece of advice to President Bush. Call Kerry a flip-flopper if you must. Accuse him of being all things to all men. Say "he has strong convictions, but they don't last." Just don't call him two-faced. He might answer as Abraham Lincoln did: "My opponent has accused me of being two-faced. Now I leave it to you; if I had two faces, do you think I'd be wearing this one?"

Clark Larsen