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Biography (6 and 10 p.m., A&E): Bette Midler is profiled in this two-hour installment.

60 Minutes II (7 p.m., Ch. 2): How far should doctors go to keep a patient alive?

Last Comic Standing (7 p.m., Ch. 5): Two more hours of auditions — most of them really bad.

The Simple Life (7, 7:30, 8 and 8:30 p.m., Ch. 13): The second season begins next Wednesday; tonight Fox repeats four episodes from the first season.

5ive Days to Midnight (7 p.m., Sci Fi): Hour 4 of this five-hour miniseries, which concludes on Thursday.

Star Trek: Enterprise (7 and 8 p.m., Ch. 24): A pair of repeats, the first of which clearly demonstrates why so many fans gave up on this show — it's derivative of an old "Next Generation" episode and it's dull as dirt.

Drew Carey (8 and 8:30 p.m., Ch. 4): Traylor makes work hard (no foosball!) and Drew is drawn into a web of lies in a pair of first-run episodes.

Still Standing (8:30 p.m., Ch. 2): Bill tries to teach Brian to drive. (Repeat)

Kathy Griffin: The D-List (10 p.m., Bravo): This very funny standup special is repeated.

Reno 911 (11:30 p.m., Comedy Central): The second-season premiere of this very funny comedy, which is shot to look like a reality show (like, say, "Cops") but is intentionally hilarious. In tonight's episode — the first of 14 produced for this season — we find out who got shot in last season's cliffhanger. Oh, and Lieutenant Dangle (Thomas Lennon) is promoted, but you just know something is going to go wrong before he can get to his new job in Carson City.