The Americans trapped in Lebanon were almost charged for escaping to Cyprus, until it was learned that they are registered voters.
How do we conduct shuttle diplomacy in this situation? The shuttle will be shot at while the diplomats are reloading.
When a Hezbollah missile hit Nazareth, I expected the media to find a carpenter named Joseph fleeing with his pregnant wife.
And this just in: Condoleezza Rice will be smuggled into Beirut disguised as a woman wearing unfashionable clothing.
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Heading for the Big Apple this summer? Tickets are available for—"A Chorus Line." Although the original cast now resides in nursing facilities, this superb Broadway production has just finished a 32-city tour of Kansas.