If senator and felon Ted Stevens is expelled — under Alaska law, Gov. Sarah Palin cannot vote herself a senator. She can only get to Washington the hard way — through Katie Couric.
The minute Obama was elected, Russia threatened to place missiles near Poland. World reaction was immediate and Putin received a thank-you note from John McCain.
The chairman of GM was seen sitting on the sidewalk in D.C., holding a sign: "Will manufacture cars for food and a bailout."