Mom and Dad: Just wanted to say thank you for voting to split the school district awhile back. When we moved to the west side to find affordable housing a few years ago, we were so excited! But now it's not going to be so affordable. For some reason you chose to put us in the poor house as we try to fund your grandchildren's education.
There is a bright side to all of this, though. We are just another pay cut away from moving back in with you! You'll find yourself supporting us one way or the other. See you soon.