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Turn U.S. into a park

I heard a rumor that the White House plans to designate all of Emery and Sanpete counties as national parks. Why not expedite the coup? The president could save a lot of time by using the Antiquities Act to designate the whole United States as a national park. He could convert federal employees into rangers and citizens into tour guides. He could convert all roads into hiking trails, donate all cattle to India, use park fees to pay off China and designate Hawaii as the executive ranch.

What are those progressives waiting for?

Cynthia L. Hallen

Pleasant Grove