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Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky were wed Saturday in Rhinebeck, N.Y. I hope Chelsea uses her married name so there could one day be a President Mezvinsky.

Rhinebeck is in the vicinity of Woodstock, where Bill Clinton once spent three days not inhaling.

President Barack Obama was not invited to the wedding, because the security factors of two presidents in attendance would have been too much to handle. A president too tough to handle? "Tell me about it," said Hillary.

On "The View," Obama told the hosts that when Sasha and Malia got married, "none of you will be invited." Which was fine with Barbara Walters, who was a flower girl at the wedding of Theodore Roosevelt's daughter, Alice.

— Mark Russell

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