"THE CABIN IN THE WOODS" — ★★1/2 — Chris Hemsworth, Kristen Connolly, Fran Kranz, Anna Hutchison, Richard Jenkins, Bradley Whitford; R (strong bloody horror violence and gore, language, drug use and some sexuality/nudity); Broadway
Joss Whedon amusingly deconstructs the human race's need for frights, boogeymen and "Saw" sequels with "The Cabin in the Woods." It's a serio-comic blend of "Scream" and "The Adjustment Bureau," more clever than brilliant, more high-concept than meticulously thought-out spoof.
Five college kids pile into an RV for a trek to "my cousin's cabin" in the middle of nowhere. No, your GPS doesn't show the back roads they have to take. No, you're not getting cell reception there.
The kids are horror movie "types" — the libidinous blonde (Anna Hutchison), her jock beau (Chris "Thor" Hemsworth), the jock's sensitive, "brainy" pal (Jesse Williams), the lovelorn innocent (Kristen Connolly).
And let's not forget the stoner, given a Shaggy-from-"Scooby Doo" whimsy by Fran Kranz. "Society is BINDING," weed-worshipping Marty preaches. "It's filling in the cracks with concrete!"
In the best "Friday the 13th" tradition, the kids ignore the first sign of warning — the redneck filling-station owner. ("I been here since the war!" Which war? "You know … which war!")
They find the cabin, which is remote, rustic and filled with creepy touches, animal sacrifice paintings, masks, puzzles and Latin phrase books out of a horror movies ranging from simple ghost tales to "Hellraiser" extravaganzas.
As the kids lurch toward their fate, the stoner mutters through his smoky haze that they're being watched, that the "puppets" are being manipulated by "puppet masters." And every so often, the film skips off to a vast complex where the stoner's theories are borne out. That's the "Adjustment Bureau" side of the story.
Whedon (TV's "Buffy, the Vampire Slayer," "Alien Resurrection") and director Drew Goddard skip back and forth between these two settings, and all I'll say about the "Bureau" world is that it stars Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford, and its arcane technology and cumbersome chain of command provide most of this "Cabin's" laughs.
"Cabin," heavily hyped by fanboys and long-delayed, isn't scary. It's the showbiz savvy and the name-cast gloss that lift this goof on horror cliche above the "Scary Movie" franchise, or "Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil." Kranz is the funniest thing in it, though the seen-it-all desk jockey played by Jenkins gives Kranz a run for his money.
And if, by the third act, Whedon writes himself and his characters into a corner too silly to gracefully get out of without cheating, well ... we know why "Firefly" was canceled, don't we?
"The Cabin in the Woods" is rated R for strong bloody horror violence and gore, language, drug use and some sexuality/nudity; running time: 95 minutes.