There’s a new job opening — for president of the United States. Requirements of this position:

  • Compassion, empathy and decency.
  • Courage to make unpopular decisions.
  • A vision and plan for moving our country forward and the ability to articulate this plan to the American people.
  • Will work “across the aisle” in a way that encourages participation and debate rather than confrontation.  
  • Will take charge in the case of a national emergency and assure the American people that our country is safe.
  • Will embrace media reporting as a vital and necessary conduit to the consciousness of our nation. 
  • Will represent the United States of America on the world stage as a nation of strength, but also as a nation of compassion.
  • Will combat climate change and outline plans to lead us towards a “greener” future. 
  • Will address the continued deterioration of our nation’s infrastructure.

These are just a few of the requirements for this position. Please send your resume, along with education, experience and references to the American people.

Bill Owens

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