Their names may not be in lights, but Mike and Joe have enshrined their fame in barley.
But just who are Mike and Joe?We know they're the names formed by the odd geometric shapes in Cache Valley's latest crop circles in Richmond and Smithfield - provided you look at them from the right angle. Fields in Providence were also discovered to be engraved with two crop circles this year and one last year.
If Mike and Joe are higher life forms from another galaxy, it might be disappointing to discover they only came around to scratch their names in the Earth's surface.
But an anonymous tip led a reporter to two natives of this planet. In fact, they're natives of this valley.
One is named Mike and the other is named Joe. The two men served in the same mission for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
When we talked to Mike, he wouldn't say he had anything to do with the crop circles, but he did know a lot of details.
"Why would I admit to something that could get me five class B misdemeanors?" Mike said. "But if I were to make a crop circle, all I'd need is a small child's rake, a barrel, a broomstick and some string."
The barrel pushes down the barley as it's rolled, Mike said. To make a perfect circle, he said he would push a broomstick into the ground, tie string to it and walk it out.
"You got to make sure to fill in the hole real good when you pull the broomstick out.
"When you're done, you have to be careful that you leave the field the same way you came in," Mike said. "You use the child's rake to lift the barley back up so you leave no tracks."
Asked why someone would make a crop circle, Mike responded, "Why wouldn't they make one? It's thoroughly amusing to hear all these people say this couldn't possibly be made by humans."
Mike said the whole crop circle-making experience would be satisfying.
"I think the sheriff is only aware of three or four circles done over the past year and a half, but there's five out there," he said. "They just haven't been reported yet."
But Mike added, "I have not in the past, nor will I in the future, confess to making the crop circles."
Joe wasn't in the mood to sing, either.
When asked if he had any part in the valley's farm art, Joe replied, "I'm not going to say."
He added, "I guess if your first name is Joe, it kind of labels you around here."
Although the Cache County Sheriff's Office is treating the crop circles as vandalism, no one has been arrested or charged.