US Airways is changing its name, in effect, to Bankrupt Airlines. "Welcome aboard and we apologize for the inconvenience while we restructure — our finances, not the wings."
"All of us at Bankrupt Airlines are proud to be the only company in Chapter 11 whose chairman has not been photographed in handcuffs."
"Travelers should note the necessary changes in B.A. flights. Much smaller planes from Chicago to New York will require intermediate stops in Ft. Wayne, Akron, Sandusky, Altoona, Scranton and Jersey City."
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"Bankrupt Airlines may be broke, but we're not down, so to speak. The situation gives us something we didn't previously have: an excuse for the mediocre meals."