The Birthers are coming! The Birthers are coming! The Birthers being those on a fevered quest to find a non-existent Barack Obama birth certificate issued by, say, the Kenyan Bureau of Vital Statistics.
The Birthers' idea of getting a life is to dig up evidence that Obama was born outside the United States. My quest is to prove that the Birthers come from somewhere outside planet Earth.
Which is why health-care reform should include federal funding for Birther control.
Most Republicans are embarrassed by Birther-mania, but remaining silent is that native son of the Panama Canal Zone, John McCain.