Of course Dennis Rodman is writing a childrens book.
Lewis Carroll is not walking through that door.
You heard it here firstor second.or 1,045th. The Worm is penning a book titled Dennis the Wild Bull. According to the books website, Rodman is dedicating it to his children "with the intent to relay a positive message to our countries [sic] youth and to his own children.
If you want a positive message, Rodmans your guy: died his hair, tatted up his entire body, wrote graphic books that detailed his numerous sexual encounters, posed nude on a motorcycle, smoked big cigars, abused substances, got arrested for suspicion of domestic violence, threw wild parties, wasted a ton of money...
So now the Worm says he is passing along some of his life lessons, one of which is, presumably, this: Don't become Dennis Rodman.
Good for him, but how come you don't see many books about doing things right the first time?