Have you ever sat at a candlelit dinner and thought, “This would be better if it smelled like beef?”
No? What about onions or pickles? Maybe cheese?
Well, now you can have all those smells and more — perhaps even simultaneously — thanks to a new McDonald’s line of “Quarter Pounder Fan Club” products, released to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the chain’s famous Quarter Pounder burger, according to Fox News.
The line includes Quarter Pounder-themed calendars, pins, shirts and even jewelry, Yahoo! News reports — but most importantly, it includes a limited release Quarter Pounder candle package.
The package contains six candles that smell like each of the ingredients that make up a Quarter Pounder burger: onions, ketchup, sesame seed bun, 100% fresh beef, pickles and cheese. While each of the candles can be used individually, the Golden Arches Unlimited website recommends customers use all six together for “maximum deliciousness.”
The candles will be released soon, but McDonald’s representatives haven’t given an official date yet, Business Insider reports.
The Guardian’s verdict: “pass the sick bag.” Lots of other people agree.
Except maybe this guy. He seems excited.